{"id":82,"date":"2025-04-18T08:05:33","date_gmt":"2025-04-18T08:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/?page_id=82"},"modified":"2025-04-18T09:18:20","modified_gmt":"2025-04-18T09:18:20","slug":"witze","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/?page_id=82","title":{"rendered":"Witze"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Unterhalten sich zwei M\u00e4nner. Sagt der eine: &#8222;<em>Stell Dir vor: um drei Uhr nachts klingelt mein Nachbar an meiner T\u00fcr!<\/em>&#8222;. <br>Daraufhin der andere ungl\u00e4ubig: &#8222;<em>Was f\u00e4llt dem denn ein?!<\/em>&#8222;<br>Wieder der erste: &#8222;<em>Ja, das dachte ich auch. Ich habe mich so erschrocken, mir w\u00e4re fast die Bohrmaschine aus der Hand gefallen!<\/em>&#8222;<br>von <strong>Jasmin Winter<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Wusstest Du eigentlich, dass ich mich fr\u00fcher auch immer mit meiner Mama ums ins-Bett-gehen gestritten habe?<br>&#8230; nein&#8230;<br>Doch! Und am Ende drufte sie immer bis um 10 Uhr auf bleiben.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>von <strong>MacGuyver<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Welches Gem\u00fcse essen Vegetarier niemals?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fleischtomaten!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>von <strong>Marlene<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"578\" src=\"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/2025-04-18-10-55-23-077-1024x578.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-92\" srcset=\"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/2025-04-18-10-55-23-077-1024x578.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/2025-04-18-10-55-23-077-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/2025-04-18-10-55-23-077-2000x1128.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unterhalten sich zwei M\u00e4nner. Sagt der eine: &#8222;Stell Dir vor: um drei Uhr nachts klingelt mein Nachbar an meiner T\u00fcr!&#8222;. Daraufhin der andere ungl\u00e4ubig: &#8222;Was f\u00e4llt dem denn ein?!&#8222;Wieder der erste: &#8222;Ja, das dachte ich auch. Ich habe mich so erschrocken, mir w\u00e4re fast die Bohrmaschine aus der Hand gefallen!&#8222;von Jasmin Winter Wusstest Du eigentlich, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/?page_id=82\" class=\"more-link\">Mehr <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u00fcber &#8222;Witze&#8220; <\/span>Lesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-82","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":94,"href":"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/82\/revisions\/94"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/milo.friedrichs.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}